Monday, September 28, 2015

Horror movie

I think that I could survive almost ALMOST every horror movie. If you wanna survive a night with vampires then all you need is a few cloves of garlic, a UV light and a wooden stake. If you get attacked by werewolves then all you need is silver knives and a gun that can shoot silver bullets. If you get attacked by chucky then all you really need is a rope and a cinder block and you tie him to it while he is asleep and you throw him in a lake or pond. If you get attacked by Jason Voorhes or Michael myers then you just take a gun and light 'em up then you cut off their head to make sure. If you get attacked by Freddy Kruger then you just wake up. If you get attacked by zombies just crush their skull. If you get attacked by ghost then who you gonna call?! GHOST BUSTERS! If your attacked by Slendy well..... you just shine a flashlight at him. If you wake up in one of Saw's games well then just bite a bullet, I got nothing for ya there. If you get attacked by Pennywise then I got nothing for you, sorry but I really don't.

2 comments:

  1. yeah but chucky and almost every horror creature can walk about as fast as you can run. because no matter how fast you run they always seem to catch you.

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  2. I feel like if any of those ever did happen they would all just come back and they would try to kill you again.

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