Week 10: WORLD DOMINATION!

I would definitely take over the world, you all already know this. I will most likely learn about politics and be trained in the art of commanding military powers. So I then can be a better leader. I will not be discriminatory but I will separate the religions. Not races but religions. It's so that there will be the power of God and all gods. I would practice military power in case there ever is a rebel uprising like there is in all movies. It will be a dictatorship but I have advisers to help me with my decisions. I will also have representatives from each religion/territory to let me know how my decisions will effect their territory. There shall be a system of measurement across the world that goes by 10s and the currency will be 1s and then go by 5, ex: 1, 5, 10, 15 and so on. They shall be called.... Moolahs. Yes, that shall be what they will be called. When I die a new dictator shall take my place and it'll be one of my children. I shall set a certain amount of minimum wage will be 10 Moolahs an hour. One hour will be 50 minutes and one minute will be 50 seconds and a day will be 25 hours long and a week shall be 5 days long and a month will be 30 days long and a year will be 10 months long. So instead of 24/7 it'll be 25/5 There will be no daylight savings time for it'll always be the same time all year 'round. This might sound crazy now but it will help and make things simpler.                        Future leader Boston signing off....

Week 9: Size of an ant

To be honest, i am not entirely sure what I wold do to get attention, I would probably get stepped on within the first like 5 minutes of being small and it would be like in the movie "Antz" where the ants get stepped on by a person with gum on their shoe and they get stuck to the gum and are dragged like everywhere. I would probably try and scale all the way up Ms Hudson's desk and be hopping up and down on the keyboard on her desk and trying my hardest to type the words "HELP ME". It'd take like all my energy from running to each key/letter.

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week 8: explaining science

So, lets see. What should I explain to you readers. The internet is something that could use some explaining. So there is this small room in the middle of the world that has millions of cords going to each continent that has a highly educated of population on it, that's why you don't see many things from Illinois on the internet. But all of these cords are filled with thousands of bugs and in the control room that's in the middle of the earth there are leprechauns that are in charge of it all. They all eat lucky charms for breakfast and potatoes for lunch and then they have chocolate coins in the evening. It's called a high sugar diet. So they stay awake all the time to work on the internet. That's why they're always cranky and looking for their chocolate coins that they stashed in pots. These leprechauns and bugs basically run the world... Unless you live in Illinois. They sometimes hitch a joy ride with Santa to get better phone signal... By the way the Easter Bunny controls the radio and phone towers, that's why your phone signal jumps around a lot. Ba Dum Tss

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Week 7: Scary scary or fun scary

Well this is gonna have to make me think... Hang on I'm still thinking... I said wait Ok...... Well I think that imma go with fun scary. For me it would have to be when I was like 8 and I went on Mr. Freeze at six flags. I cant remember which one I went to but it I do remember that it felt like it was snapping my neck! It really really hurt, it was really fun though.... But I think I passed out... Hmmm. Well I can say that I remember that the ride shoots out of the station like a rocket and does a loop then comes back to and shoots out the other side and does the same thing but backwards and goes back and does the same thing like 5 or 6 times. it was scurry.

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