week 8: explaining science

So, lets see. What should I explain to you readers. The internet is something that could use some explaining. So there is this small room in the middle of the world that has millions of cords going to each continent that has a highly educated of population on it, that's why you don't see many things from Illinois on the internet. But all of these cords are filled with thousands of bugs and in the control room that's in the middle of the earth there are leprechauns that are in charge of it all. They all eat lucky charms for breakfast and potatoes for lunch and then they have chocolate coins in the evening. It's called a high sugar diet. So they stay awake all the time to work on the internet. That's why they're always cranky and looking for their chocolate coins that they stashed in pots. These leprechauns and bugs basically run the world... Unless you live in Illinois. They sometimes hitch a joy ride with Santa to get better phone signal... By the way the Easter Bunny controls the radio and phone towers, that's why your phone signal jumps around a lot. Ba Dum Tss

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