Week 30: Well, Aren't You Lucky!

Well I made the wish at 11:11:11 so then I have the best luck. But first I'd go and win every lottery! Then I would go you to a bunch of casinos and go on a winning streak. Then I would go to Britain and ask the queen to dub me as a Knight because why not? Then I would buy a bunch of nice real estate and cars and private planes then I would go and get the IRS and the GOP to stay off my back about tax and such and my family's. Then I will give half of my money to hospitals and research centers for disease. I would put 3/4's of my money in the bank for interest and to get more money! And now my day is up.

Week 29: Despite All His Rage, He Is Still Just Nicolas Cage

So Nicholas' map led him to Washburn and asked more for assistance since I knew the town. His last clue was "The place of worship is the next place you need to be..... X marks the spot." Well this was odd because churches are only open on Sunday for worship and he got here Saturday. So we started to brainstorm on it. We have multiple churches so which could it be? So we theorized that it'd be the church on the outskirts of town (near Taylor S' house) because that'd most likely be the last place to look. So then it was odd that it just automatically said "X marks the spot" so we waited till morning and then left Sunday at around 11. Maybe just after they were done. We told them that we are interested in the way churches are built and said that we were architects. So they let us look around and we couldn't fine any X. After a while of looking we sat down and just looked. I started looking at the cross sitting at the end of the room. I told Nicholas that if you tilt your head then it looks more like an X than a cross. So we waited till the the Pastor left the room then we ran over to the cross. He lifted it up and it was surprisingly light. There was a note the was in it so I grabbed it and he put it back. I read it aloud "Now that you've found me there is one more quest. Go to the place of currency, there you will find your treasure." then on the back of the note it had a few numbers. So we went to the bank and we asked the teller what the numbers meant. The showed us to a room. They closed all the blinds. They left and came back with a large box. They then left and we opened it and it was full of at least one hundred 100 dollar bills and a bunch of rum and a Thompson Sub machine gun with a clip. A small note inside had the signatures of Al Capone and Machine Gun Kelly. This treasure was worth millions! We were rich! We agreed to split the money even. We'd sell the tommy gun and the clip and split that money. We cut the note in half so we each got a signature. I kept Al Capone's signature while Nicholas sold Machine gun Kelly's.

Week 28: Dumb Laws

It is ILLEGAL to be fishing on a giraffes neck in Chicago! Why does this exist?! I guarantee no one has ever done this! But if so then I tip my hat to you. Well done. In Galesburg it is ILLEGAL to keep a smelly dog! What the?! Just why?! Why is this a law? "Your dog-eth smells-eth so-eth you-eth shalt-eth be jailed-eth!" What the?! I have no more words for this law..... In Kirkland bees are not aloud to fly over/through the village...... I think that the person that made the law probably had an allergy or just really really hated honey.... But who hates honey?! And seriously? What are you gonna do? Arrest the bees?