Week 28: Dumb Laws

It is ILLEGAL to be fishing on a giraffes neck in Chicago! Why does this exist?! I guarantee no one has ever done this! But if so then I tip my hat to you. Well done. In Galesburg it is ILLEGAL to keep a smelly dog! What the?! Just why?! Why is this a law? "Your dog-eth smells-eth so-eth you-eth shalt-eth be jailed-eth!" What the?! I have no more words for this law..... In Kirkland bees are not aloud to fly over/through the village...... I think that the person that made the law probably had an allergy or just really really hated honey.... But who hates honey?! And seriously? What are you gonna do? Arrest the bees?