Week 32: Hudson Honors

Most Interesting Part of This Class: I think that the most interesting part of English II would have to be the fact that our teacher is slightly psychotic and slightly evil. But mostly fun.
 Least Favorite Part of This Class: I think that my least favorite part of English II would have to be the midweeks. I think they're so tedious and slightly unnecessary. I just don't like them plain and simple. 
 Hardest I Laughed in This Class: It'd have to be like any time when I called Willie "Blackie Chan" and he said "Good luck getting over Trump's wall."
Favorite Memory from This Class: I don't think I have a favorite memory from class but it might be when we had that drawing of I think the Titanic? And we all kept adding to it.
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: I don't know, I think it'd have to be her laugh, Ms.Hudson's laugh is the best thing about her.
Thing Hudson Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: No more midweeks! and no more grammar packets either. 
Any Final Comments for Hudson: I don't think have any comments for Ms. Hudson.

Week 31: Words from the Wise

Advice? You want advice from me? I can give you advice but I don't think you should take it. Alright, first of all don't be cocky or a smart-a$$. You seriously should take you school work seriously and don't screw around and stall. Anything you do school-wise in your Freshman year will affect the rest of your high school career. I know all this from experience and it's not fun. It just doesn't help you in anyway. You should really take my advice now that I think about it. I know all this from experience. But you should still have fun don't get me wrong.... BUT! Work first and fun later.

Week 30: Well, Aren't You Lucky!

Well I made the wish at 11:11:11 so then I have the best luck. But first I'd go and win every lottery! Then I would go you to a bunch of casinos and go on a winning streak. Then I would go to Britain and ask the queen to dub me as a Knight because why not? Then I would buy a bunch of nice real estate and cars and private planes then I would go and get the IRS and the GOP to stay off my back about tax and such and my family's. Then I will give half of my money to hospitals and research centers for disease. I would put 3/4's of my money in the bank for interest and to get more money! And now my day is up.

Week 29: Despite All His Rage, He Is Still Just Nicolas Cage

So Nicholas' map led him to Washburn and asked more for assistance since I knew the town. His last clue was "The place of worship is the next place you need to be..... X marks the spot." Well this was odd because churches are only open on Sunday for worship and he got here Saturday. So we started to brainstorm on it. We have multiple churches so which could it be? So we theorized that it'd be the church on the outskirts of town (near Taylor S' house) because that'd most likely be the last place to look. So then it was odd that it just automatically said "X marks the spot" so we waited till morning and then left Sunday at around 11. Maybe just after they were done. We told them that we are interested in the way churches are built and said that we were architects. So they let us look around and we couldn't fine any X. After a while of looking we sat down and just looked. I started looking at the cross sitting at the end of the room. I told Nicholas that if you tilt your head then it looks more like an X than a cross. So we waited till the the Pastor left the room then we ran over to the cross. He lifted it up and it was surprisingly light. There was a note the was in it so I grabbed it and he put it back. I read it aloud "Now that you've found me there is one more quest. Go to the place of currency, there you will find your treasure." then on the back of the note it had a few numbers. So we went to the bank and we asked the teller what the numbers meant. The showed us to a room. They closed all the blinds. They left and came back with a large box. They then left and we opened it and it was full of at least one hundred 100 dollar bills and a bunch of rum and a Thompson Sub machine gun with a clip. A small note inside had the signatures of Al Capone and Machine Gun Kelly. This treasure was worth millions! We were rich! We agreed to split the money even. We'd sell the tommy gun and the clip and split that money. We cut the note in half so we each got a signature. I kept Al Capone's signature while Nicholas sold Machine gun Kelly's.

Week 28: Dumb Laws

It is ILLEGAL to be fishing on a giraffes neck in Chicago! Why does this exist?! I guarantee no one has ever done this! But if so then I tip my hat to you. Well done. In Galesburg it is ILLEGAL to keep a smelly dog! What the?! Just why?! Why is this a law? "Your dog-eth smells-eth so-eth you-eth shalt-eth be jailed-eth!" What the?! I have no more words for this law..... In Kirkland bees are not aloud to fly over/through the village...... I think that the person that made the law probably had an allergy or just really really hated honey.... But who hates honey?! And seriously? What are you gonna do? Arrest the bees?

Week 26: Operation Save the Rabbit!

So I was hunting down the location of the Easter Bunny and I brought Elmer Fudd and My dog. My dog will chase a bunny forever and Elmer will always find Bugs so maybe that'll work with the Easter Bunny. We searched for it(I don't know the gender) and Elmer sniffed it out like my dog should but is to lazy to. Then Elmer found it at the end of a rainbow..... I could of guessed that but hey whatever. So Elmer shot(missed) the leprechauns with every bullet. Then my dog chased the rabbit out and we ran off! Yay! We saved the day.

Week 25: Salsa Shark!

Well I don't actually play with my food but when I eat carrots I almost always have to have to put them in my top lip and pretend I'm a walrus or vampire. I used to pretend I had a gold tooth and put a piece of corn around a tooth. I never really played with my food.... Oh! I used to make like a fence out of celery and put chips on one side and carrots are on the other(I was like 5 or 6 at the time). I really don't think I played with my food that much. The food I played with was almost always snack food.

Week 24: Miss Hudson in the English Room with a Purple Pen

So I walked into Miss Hudson's 8th hour class (her favorite) for well you know my class and she was distraught, I asked what was wrong and she had told me that her prized purple pen was purloined. (he he word play) So I asked her where she saw it last and she told me that she had it on Tuesday and she left it on her desk when she left to use the restroom. The problem is that when she came back, it was gone and there was a room full of students. The question was, who did it? She then hired me as her P.I. and so I started asking who was all in the room at the time and who was at the desk while she was gone. The problem with that is that everyone was in their own conversation and talking louder than the others so I couldn't get any good answers. But I finally was told that Kaleb, Timothy and Willie were up at the desk at the time...... Just what I feared. So I talked to them outside of the class and they all blamed each other. Luckily Willie told me that Timothy took it. So using my detective skills I told Timothy that Kaleb ratted him out and that got Timothy to blame Kaleb. Just what I expected. So I let them go at it and it turns out that neither of them took. Miss Hudson told us to stop arguing because she found the pen. It turns out that it was UNDER HER UNGRADED PAPERS!

Week 23: The People I Know

5 People that influence me? I try not to let others influence my way of life or actions but society tends to mold you as a person a certain way. But the Five people that have influenced me- 1. My mom: She's taught me a lot and I really look up to her, she's made a lot of good decisions not all good but mostly good, her life is full of family and love and I want that when I grow up. -2. My friends: now now i am talking about 3 people and i know that it's more than one person but im putting it in one category, they've taught me to have fun and try to live life, we argue a lot but it's all in fun. -3. My ex: She's taught me to learn from my mistakes and also to get out and explore the world, after her I've gained a different (more ethical) view on the world and others. -4. My dad: I haven't been around him enough to learn A LOT but he has taught me to try to exceed at what I can and try hard at what I cant. -5: And last but not least my teachers: Now they haven't taught me much ethical but they've taught me things I'll need for my life ahead, some have given me character and others have taken away from me but in all, I want to thank every single one of them.

Week 22: Fictional Loves

NO HOMO. My fictional love is Sl1pg8r, It's not homosexual or anything because if you think so at any time, just read the first two words again. But any way, my fictional love is Sl1pg8r. He is a Youtuber that lives in Maine and he plays Ark: Survival Evolved and a bunch of other games. He tries his hardest not to say anything bad or inappropriate but he does say words in Latin, yes he knows some Latin. His line/catch phrase is "Nailed! Aced it! Can't be stopped!" And he makes a video on the daily. He is married and a doggy and lives in three story house and I think he has kids.... I think. He has a brother that he plays games with sometimes and they are super funny. He enjoys saying "cloaca" which is Latin for BOOTY!

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Week 20: Young Again

I would probably run around all the time like a chicken with it's head cut off. Then I would take a nap, eat sugar and do it all over again. That is how I would spend my days. I would run up to someone at McDonald's and give them the puppy eyes and see if the buy me some cheeseburgers. It probably wouldn't work but I'd try it anyway. I would run around yelling "I'M FIVE AGAIN!" only I would understand. I would go up to random people and tell them about my "past life" aka: my current life and they'd get so confused hehehe.

Week 19: Have ALL the Super Powers!

My superpower would be invisibility! Why you ask? Because then when I commit a crime I couldn't be seen doing it, oh and that also answers the question "What would you do with your power?" You know Violet off of the Incredibles, you know how she can turn invisible and almost anything she touches will as well, that'd be how my power works. I wouldn't want to do good with my power! Think of all the things I could do with it! I could rob banks and I could be the richest man alive! It would be awesome to be invisible. I could get on planes for free! I could take trips around the world, that'd be awesome! I could do tons of things and get away with it.

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Week 18: Pieces of Me

The five objects to describe me. Hmmm... Well my first one would have to be a controller to represent that I play video games.... A lot! My second object would have to be a radio to represent that I listen to music whenever I can. My third object would have to be a STEAK because I love foooooooood. My fourth object would have to be a chess piece to represent that I like doing things that require me to use strategy. My fifth object would have to be a microphone to represent that if I start talking then I keep talking like FOREVER and I always tell jokes, whether they're good or bad.
   I don't really know what the five objects that I would look for in someone.... I guess I really don't mind the personalities someone might have. As long as the don't constantly change their mind and they don't really worry about others think.

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P.S. No one will read this until it's like a week or two before the end of the quarter.

Week 17: To Sleep; Perchance, to Dream

I don't generally remember my dreams, but when I do <=Insert Dos Equis man here)  then they're always weird. Sometime's they're normal but not usually. I know that Jessica always weird dreams so im afraid to read her post. But my dreams are generally in color. I barely ever see from my own perspectives. Usually it's like a movie where it's from multiple perspectives like as if it's cameras. I have a nightmare about falling or drowning at least once a month and I always remember it. Sometimes I will have dreams about being in games or in an alternate reality. My craziest dream was probably about me jumping between the virtual reality and our reality. It was super weird because my surroundings would always change every time I made the jump. In the end a fell down a flight of stairs that never ended and I hit the bottom and died. *Very climactic ending right*