Week 16: 525,600 Minutes!

My 2015 is kind of confusing. I get tons of things from this year mixed up from things that happened last year. So I'll try my hardest. So this year feels like it went by super fast! But let's see. This year I finished freshman year and started sophomore year. I watched the movies: As above and So Below, Insidious Chapter 3, Jurassic world, Fast and the furious 7, Pitch perfect 2, the hobbit battle of the five armies, Noah, I Frankenstein, Fury, San Andreas, World War Z. I enjoyed all of those movies and I highly suggest them to you readers. I beat like 4 games and I took my time with each one. I have gotten absorbed into Evolve again. I went to Idaho for a summer vacation. I think I enjoyed most of the year. I haven't exactly enjoyed these past 3-4 months.

Week 15: Who Stole the Snow?

Well let's see. It's probably the only house with all the weather conditions over it. So after I find it then I'm going to climb over the fence(every mansion has a fence) and then I'm gonna sneak in the the cellar doors because it's probably in the basement. I would bring a sledge hammer to destroy the machine because why should the anyone but mother nature control the weather? so i would get past Raine and then beat the heck out of the machine so it's just scrap metal. Then I would run out and call the cops and have him arrested so then he can't make another diabolical plan.

Week 14: Dancing on the Ceiling!

Well if gravity stopped working, then I could run on walls and the ceiling and I could be stronger than the strongest man alive! I could lift up cars and just about anything I wanted to. I could be like superman! But I would know to wear my underwear on the inside and wear pants and not tights. I could leap over a building with a single bound! It's just the coming down part that would be hard. But if you think about it. we would all be floating around. It's not like the moon where there is little gravity. There would be no gravity. So all of the things I just said mean nothing. And all of our post are false. Unless someone put a realistic one. Then that's true.

Week 13: OMNOMNOM FOOD!

My favorite dish that I look forward to is not even the turkey, but the stuffing. My grandma makes THE best stuffing. She also makes porcupines for Thanksgiving and they're delicious. She actually mashes the taters instead of store bought. Sometimes she makes her own gravy but when she doesn't, she still adds seasoning and stuff to make it taste better. She always tries to find a way to make normal food taste better. I almost feel like grandmas make a way to make just about any food taste better. We always have some sort of pie or cake after we eat the Thanksgiving dinner.

Week #11

So recently I decided to clean my room. I know, cleaning my room? Voluntarily? Crazy right? Well I was cleaning out my closet and I found a weird little Limothy Tundell and another door to the left. On the door I saw a few claw marks and a weird hieroglyph. Limothy was cowering in the corner and I asked him "Why are you in the here?" He replied told me that he didn't want to come out of the closet. So after that I just let him be and I went through the door. After I went through I heard a loud roar and I saw a skeleton with bite marks and it was holding a shield and ax. I picked them up because if I didn't then I would probably end up like that sooner than he did. I kept walking forward through thew long dark hallway. I then saw a huge dragon come out of the darkness and it shot a stream of fire towards me and I put my shield up to defend myself. I then woke up. I got up and checked my closet and all I found was some clothes and a Limothy Tundell.
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Week 10: WORLD DOMINATION!

I would definitely take over the world, you all already know this. I will most likely learn about politics and be trained in the art of commanding military powers. So I then can be a better leader. I will not be discriminatory but I will separate the religions. Not races but religions. It's so that there will be the power of God and all gods. I would practice military power in case there ever is a rebel uprising like there is in all movies. It will be a dictatorship but I have advisers to help me with my decisions. I will also have representatives from each religion/territory to let me know how my decisions will effect their territory. There shall be a system of measurement across the world that goes by 10s and the currency will be 1s and then go by 5, ex: 1, 5, 10, 15 and so on. They shall be called.... Moolahs. Yes, that shall be what they will be called. When I die a new dictator shall take my place and it'll be one of my children. I shall set a certain amount of minimum wage will be 10 Moolahs an hour. One hour will be 50 minutes and one minute will be 50 seconds and a day will be 25 hours long and a week shall be 5 days long and a month will be 30 days long and a year will be 10 months long. So instead of 24/7 it'll be 25/5 There will be no daylight savings time for it'll always be the same time all year 'round. This might sound crazy now but it will help and make things simpler.                        Future leader Boston signing off....

Week 9: Size of an ant

To be honest, i am not entirely sure what I wold do to get attention, I would probably get stepped on within the first like 5 minutes of being small and it would be like in the movie "Antz" where the ants get stepped on by a person with gum on their shoe and they get stuck to the gum and are dragged like everywhere. I would probably try and scale all the way up Ms Hudson's desk and be hopping up and down on the keyboard on her desk and trying my hardest to type the words "HELP ME". It'd take like all my energy from running to each key/letter.

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week 8: explaining science

So, lets see. What should I explain to you readers. The internet is something that could use some explaining. So there is this small room in the middle of the world that has millions of cords going to each continent that has a highly educated of population on it, that's why you don't see many things from Illinois on the internet. But all of these cords are filled with thousands of bugs and in the control room that's in the middle of the earth there are leprechauns that are in charge of it all. They all eat lucky charms for breakfast and potatoes for lunch and then they have chocolate coins in the evening. It's called a high sugar diet. So they stay awake all the time to work on the internet. That's why they're always cranky and looking for their chocolate coins that they stashed in pots. These leprechauns and bugs basically run the world... Unless you live in Illinois. They sometimes hitch a joy ride with Santa to get better phone signal... By the way the Easter Bunny controls the radio and phone towers, that's why your phone signal jumps around a lot. Ba Dum Tss

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Week 7: Scary scary or fun scary

Well this is gonna have to make me think... Hang on I'm still thinking... I said wait Ok...... Well I think that imma go with fun scary. For me it would have to be when I was like 8 and I went on Mr. Freeze at six flags. I cant remember which one I went to but it I do remember that it felt like it was snapping my neck! It really really hurt, it was really fun though.... But I think I passed out... Hmmm. Well I can say that I remember that the ride shoots out of the station like a rocket and does a loop then comes back to and shoots out the other side and does the same thing but backwards and goes back and does the same thing like 5 or 6 times. it was scurry.

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Horror movie

I think that I could survive almost ALMOST every horror movie. If you wanna survive a night with vampires then all you need is a few cloves of garlic, a UV light and a wooden stake. If you get attacked by werewolves then all you need is silver knives and a gun that can shoot silver bullets. If you get attacked by chucky then all you really need is a rope and a cinder block and you tie him to it while he is asleep and you throw him in a lake or pond. If you get attacked by Jason Voorhes or Michael myers then you just take a gun and light 'em up then you cut off their head to make sure. If you get attacked by Freddy Kruger then you just wake up. If you get attacked by zombies just crush their skull. If you get attacked by ghost then who you gonna call?! GHOST BUSTERS! If your attacked by Slendy well..... you just shine a flashlight at him. If you wake up in one of Saw's games well then just bite a bullet, I got nothing for ya there. If you get attacked by Pennywise then I got nothing for you, sorry but I really don't.

Week 5: Fictional world(if you dont know star wars then stop reading)

What fictional movie would I want to be in? It would be awesome to be in any of the star wars movies! I could learn how to use the force or have a light saber, maybe party with some Ewoks. It'd be awesome to live in their tree houses. Maybe I could hang out with Luke Skywalker and Ghost Yoda. It'd by awesome to fly an X- Wing or maybe build a droid. I would love to learn how to do that awesome Jedi jump. After I learn how to use the force and all maybe I could come back and be a magician! But then again, why would I come back?!

 

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week 4: urban legends

Slender man. We all know him very well, some more than others, some know him to well. Some people claim to have seen him and some people actually have. Some don't believe in him and some do. Some frown at the thought and some cower. I honestly don't believe in this urban legend. Does it sound scary? Yeah, I honestly think it would be scary to see an eight foot man with no face and extremely long arms and tentacles. But then again, who wouldn't?! I mean seriously, an eight foot man who has the same constant expression(none at all) and super long arms and tentacles would be pretty scary.

Week 3: one song

One song that can effect my waty of life. Hmmm well? I enjoy listening to rock music and i really try to make it so that's the only thing that i listen to, I really enjoy listening to Five Fingered Death Punch AKA: FFDP. I think that I can relate to Jekyll and Hyde by FFDP.  It's because the song is about you having a bad side and it gets harder and harder to stay happy. I find that yes i do have a bad side, does it show much? No I try and hide it as much as I can but then when you think about it, everyone has a bad side but it's the fact on how much you hide it or let it show. Those that let their bad side show more often tend to let their bad side go from bad to worse. 

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Week 2: BRAGGING RIGHTS

Well honestly i don't think that I have many bragging rights. Like seriously i cant really brag, I'm pretty good at video games and I'm pretty good at thinking of insults, just ask timothy, Willie or Jason. We always make fun of each other at a lot of the time its hilarious. My bragging rights..... OH! I am really good at drawing medieval things, like knights and all that stuff. but my bragging rights are very limited. I am very good at whining about things like the economy and our school. im sort of good at video games but I'm not really good per say.

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Week 1: HOW'S SCHOOL

 So this is the week 1 blog even though its the second week of school, this is confusing. i guess they couldn't trust us with these "fancy" computers we have in this "high maintenance" school we have. So this week we've been playing softball in P.E. every single day and its kind of getting boring, I wish we would of played like DODGE BALL today, that would've been awesome! I have Art class 5th hour and it honestly feels like it should be the end of the day, i mean come on, i really only come to school to see my fellow students and eat lunch...... even though i question whether or not it's actual food. I honestly think that we should get better lunch but Mrs. Obama was like: "you kids need to eat healthier foods" wagging her finger and squinting her eyes. 

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